lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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