Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Mom said you looked used
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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