Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
my liver is dry heaving
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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