I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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