He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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