My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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