I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There's always time for handjobs
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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