question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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