Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
