the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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