i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
