Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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