But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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