Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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