spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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