what if I'm pregnant?
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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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