he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think people are normalizing furries
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