You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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