2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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