the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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