We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize