i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Still dying that you shit outside
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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