Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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