party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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