I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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