the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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