She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize