When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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