He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He's a Shit stain on my heart
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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