Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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