you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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