He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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