it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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