You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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