yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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