Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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