Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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