I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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