so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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