just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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