what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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