if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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