I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Still dying that you shit outside
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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