Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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