So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
