He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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