We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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