handjob tips. give me some.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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