I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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