Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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