Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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