marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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