i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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