I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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